Book Talk

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Hmm... this is kinda creepy, I think as I sign into the website that my teacher told me to go on. I really don't feel like doing this. Lets see... The Salem With trials... BIG DEAL!!.... yes yes, I know that, I know that. That's kinda spooky. I wonder if any of these people actually were witches? That stupid merchant, he better not try to short-change me. Wow, HEY, HEY, that's not fair; I didn't even do anything. These people are retarded, I'm obviously innocent. Wow, they did a good job on this website. I want to build a website sometime, that would be pretty cool. I stare at the ceiling. Man am I hungry, I wonder what we are having for lunch. This weekend is gonna be pretty fun, I wonder if I will run out of gas though... Click, Click, Click. The sounds of my classmates mice draw me back to the "here and now." I look back at the screen. Well that's a lie, I was tending my sheep or something last night. I have sheep, right? The computer screen says that I stabed girl, then it says that the knife was a boy's who had given it to the girl. Ya that's right, I didn't stab that girl-- dirty lier. Quit asking me questions, its starting to scare me. Geesh these people are either crazy or really bored. The computer asked me if I want to confess or not. Hmm...if I say yes will they let me live in peace? if I say no will they just kill me anyway? I'm so confused... I decide that it would be best to tell the truth so I slowly move the cursor over to the large print "no" and click on it. I am definitely not a witch. What the snot? They throw me back in jail. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? OOOOh yeah, that's why we started our own country. Good thing too, I would pretty hacked if this actually happened to me. Crud, I'm hacked and it's not even really happening to me. These people are liers, I'm sitting right here. HOW CAN MY "SPECTER" BE CHOKING YOU IF I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE? This is frustrating. Way to go son, you show them who's right. YES, I'M INNOCENT!! WAIT, WHAT? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME... THERE IS NO WAY, NO STINKIN WAY!! I can't believe it! They were asked to reconsider and now I'm guilty! Dang it, that stinks. These people are the real monsters. Wow, that baby is in chains? That's just wrong. A lot of people are hanging and it's almost my turn. Hmm....the people who made this thing have it all wrong. You don't dangle in agony. When you are dropped, it snaps your neck and you instantly die. Psssh, if I was really a witch I'd just magic myself out of this noose. This whole spankin thing was frustrating. I couldn't stand the injustice.

1 comment:

lisahuff said...

Very nice piece of writing. I'm there with you!